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Goddess Bodice
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Renaissance recreation rock. Contains references to breasts, erections and Ronald Reagan. The latter was an impromptu afterthought.
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It's just me. And a drum machine or a keyboard for rhythms. Not very good equipment, no pristine sounds here, so you better like it a bit rough.... Hardly anything is rehearsed, sometimes lyrics completely improvised.
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Genre
Rock Rock General
Charts
Peak #485
Peak in subgenre #109
Author
Jeff Perkins/Jeff Perkins
Rights
Jeff Perkins
Uploaded
November 12, 2004
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MP3 2.8 MB 128 kbps 0:00
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It's a true story and I was asked to write it by the person it is about.
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Angie she did visit Indy’s renaissance fayre Where she was being ogled By a guy who almost glared At the archery booth In leather bodice and silk skirt When the breast fetishist there Appraised her then did flirt Ch You should try the Goddess bodice It’s made of hardened steel It isn’t cheap I’ll grant you that But it sure is a deal It will take your generous mammaries To heights they’ve not yet reached Enough to get the least virile President impeached On the other side of the fayre Is something to make you sigh A bodice made of steel Which will thrust your bossom high Until your breasts threaten to Constrict your breath and throat And which will make your boyfriend Proudly harden, gloat Ch Why hide your light under a bush Why hide your tits away Wouldn’t you be happy If they would sit up and play You should put on the bodice Cos if you do, I mention That your chest it won’t be The only thing at attention ch Well she tried the Goddess on And her friends said ‘crap’ and ‘god’ Except for Kyle this time his style Was just to drool and nod It had surprising comfort And best, nothing could harm her She was packing more protection Than the dudes there wearing armor. Ch
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