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If Jesus Were Here Today
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Very basic sound, it's all about the rant after all.
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It's just me. And a drum machine or a keyboard for rhythms. Not very good equipment, no pristine sounds here, so you better like it a bit rough.... Hardly anything is rehearsed, sometimes lyrics completely improvised.
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Genre
Rock • Rock General
Charts
Peak #188
Peak in subgenre #29
Author
Jeff Perkins/Jeff Perkins
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Jeff Perkins
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November 16, 2004
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MP3 2.7 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00
Story behind the song
If Jesus WERE here today he wouldn't be prattling on with love your neighbor, turn the other cheek and forgiveness. Nosiree! He'd be handling this situation the exact same way the president and his troops are doing it. If Jesus were any real sort of Christian, that is.
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If Jesus Were Here Today If Jesus were here today I tell you man what he would say Let’s kill those terrorist mother-fuckers And any other Islamic suckers Who cross our fucking righteous way That’s exactly what he’d say He’d damn those bastards all to hell And send them all down there to dwell And anyone who questioned Anyone who even mention Constitutions and conventions He’d kill or place in indefinite detention If Jesus were here today If Jesus were here today He would give the A-okay To torture for the sake of law And maybe just a little more For his good friends to have some fun Cos it is hard to stop at one If Jesus were here today He’d give it to them in the ass Forgive himself at the next mass He wouldn’t worry about rights Being considerate of polite He’d install some healthy fear In anyone remotely near If Jesus were here today If Jesus he were here today Vote for Bush is what he’d say And those who choose the other side Well, let’s just call it suicide Brought on by some diseased neurotic Liberal disease, unpatriotic If Jesus were here today If Jesus were here today I tell you man what he would say Let’s kill those terrorist mother-fuckers And any other Islamic suckers Who cross our fucking righteous way That’s exactly what he’d say
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