This is a gag song, but the 3rd song for my 2010 one song a week deal. I'm doing a mix of originals and covers. This is intended to be a remixable theme for LivingDeadMedia.com's Deadhead's Live Open Discussion.
With a guest performance by my cousin Chrissy.
Lyrics
NO MEANS NO! NO! NO! NO!
Welcome to the van, where many fun times await you. Here you can't leave once you come in. Oh no, you scream that: "NO THIS CAN'T BE REAL?!"
...but it is...
We feed on death and children's tears. You can't leave, you will never know what's outside these great (grey) old walls. And you know no girls are allowed!
Just like the boy scouts.
Uh, bring the funnel and Britney Spears music...